Thursday, October 25, 2012

Confessions of an Alli Cat

 This book is not for the faint of heart. It contains explicit sexual situations and is intended for over the age of 18. This book is not for everyone, be prepared, if you get offended easily, this is not the book for you.

“You know what they say…a happy vagina is a happy woman. Well, they might not say that, but they should.” –Alli

Thirty-five year-old Allison “Alli” Lancaster has it all—a fabulous job, a beautiful 15 year-old daughter, a hilarious BFF and a gorgeous house with a pool and Jacuzzi in an exclusive Las Vegas neighborhood. What she doesn’t have is a husband, because she kicked her lousy, cheating ex to the curb nine months ago. Since then, Alli has paid her dues with seemingly endless self-improvement and seemingly endless mourning. Now she’s ready to move on and try new things.

Alli’s idea of “trying new things” is nothing like that devil-of-a-best-friend of hers. Somehow, Sara, the devil of a best friend, talks Alli into trying out a sex toy, sleeping with a younger man and letting a stranger in a

lab jacket put hot wax on a place that should never, ever, ever see wax. And that’s only the beginning.

Alli never saw her life going quite like this. She also never thought she’d meet someone else who had the very real potential to change her life forever.

But she did.

Enter the new guy. He’s gorgeous, refined and mature. He’s also marriage material. But that poses a problem for Alli, who renounced the institution of marriage when she renounced her ex. What’s a girl to do?

They say that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. But what the heck happens when you can’t leave Vegas? Well, you
spin the wheel, of course. You play the game and let the chips fall where they may.

Alli just hopes she can find them all.

So Courtney Cole definitely took this book to the next level! Be prepared this is a book for the mature audience, if you are easily offended this is not going to be the book for you! Now that I took care of my warning, Oh my effing god! Yes, and I mean yes it is that good. Few I’m pretty sure I am going to be stalking random hot guys trying to find Colby or Shade, hell I want them both damn it.  Be prepared to laugh your ace off, seriously I couldn’t stop laughing. I absolutely love Alli and Sarah, well let’s just say Christina is my Sarah. Seriously love love love this book!  Ok so as you can see I love the book well let me get on to some background info.

So Allison Lancaster is recently divorced from “ Rick the Dick” and trust me he totally deserves that name, such a douchebag, anyways Sarah, Alli’s best friend , talks her into getting a few things. One being a dildo, yes that’s right ladies if a man can’t take care of you, there are some pretty awesome products available to fit your individual needs! Lol , I should totally sell pleasuring products right?! Umm no lol. Ok so the second thing Sarah talks Alli into doing, is hooking up a escort, well a juggalo since sex is involved.  This is when Shade is introduced. Shade is Alli’s juggalo and damn if that boy isn’t fine and knows what he’s doing! Oh and be ready to talk some cold showers after this, because the sex is hot.

Alli’s daughter Sophie is a swimmer, when Alli comes home to find Shade coaching her daughter, she kind of freaks out. Turns out her cougar’s playmate, Shade, turns out to be Colby, Sophie’s new swim coach. Colby assures her that he can compartmentalize everything and when he’s coaching Sophie he’s just Colby. I truly fall for Colby/Shade, like head over heels in love with him; I might have to take my ace down to the strip this weekend to see if I can locate him. Lol Then there is another guy, Alex. Alex is Alli’s new boss and they both have some intense chemistry from the start.  Things start to get really complicated and lines start to blur together.  

This is when I started to worry and when I start hating having two guys, because I end up liking them both and hate when one has to be chosen, sigh, I have to admit though I was a little disappointed on who was chosen, I can see the practically of it.  I absolutely love Colby and I love Alex, so who do you think Alli Cat decided to choose? Well you’re going to have to read to find out! 


Confessions of an Alli Cat..... OH MY!  WOW.  So Alli has been divorced and is not sure if she wants to date.... Her friend wants to get her out there and suggests she have a night with a gigolo.  Alli is SOOOOOOOOOOOO not for this but tries it anyway. This is where her "escort" Shade comes in.  HE shows her a side of herself that she thought was lost or was never there.  Let me tell you you want to read this because Alli's thoughts are so hilarious.  After her night with Shade, Alli's friend encourages her to get a Brazillian wax.  Can I tell you I laughed so hard I cried!  OMG her reactions to it were just too funny! Alli continues her fun with Shade and is learning all sorts of tricks for the bedroom.  Her daughter gets this new swim coach..... and his name is Colby..... WOW what do you know.... it's SHADE! lol  This shocks her, however they develop a friendship that I hoped would go farther.  But then you bring in Alli's Boss.  Who is more her age....... and where are Colby and Alex (the boss) Connected?  You need to read this to find out.  I laughed all through the book. IT was so funny!

I feel if I explain more I would rob you of this AWESOME story!  Get the book and read away! :)  


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